Disabled with vicious dog

i probably shouldnt be laughing at this, but i just processed an order
for an elderly person who instructed me to have a message posted
on her package stating "Disabled with vicious dog".
goddamnit, im in tears.

i decided not to take my game boy back. partially because it was
only $99, partially because its the only thing im going to buy for myself
for a few weeks and i can afford it, and partially because ive already
got the master sword and have cleared two dungeons in the dark world.
no wonder i dont have a girlfriend...

i dressed warm today, but its warm in the office.
but its PAYDAY!

John Kerry is an uncharismatic turd

I have no idea what that title has to do with what's going on today, but I just thought it was funny. Anyway, if you disagree with that statement (for political reasons or otherwise), just realize that I don't mean anything by it......and that you are probably also an uncharismatic turd. There's nothing wrong with that. I mean, we've all got to be something, right?

Gameboy Advance SP

the day before yesterday i purchased a gameboy advance sp and
link to the past, and im already feeling guilty as i promised myself
that i would strictly adhere to my new saving plan, so today after work i intend
to take it back for a refund and redesposit the cash into my account.
i keep thinking about the new car and how much i really want one.
im ashamed... its fruity to buy something then 2 days later take it back,
but i shouldnt have bought it in the first place. buying a new vehicle is
my #1 priority right now, and i need to keep that in mind all the time.
including times when i need a game fix....

its yet again cold, and i didnt even wear a work shirt today.
im kicking it nerd t-shirt style, and im once again freezing my assets off.