Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Disabled with vicious dog

i probably shouldnt be laughing at this, but i just processed an order
for an elderly person who instructed me to have a message posted
on her package stating "Disabled with vicious dog".
goddamnit, im in tears.

i decided not to take my game boy back. partially because it was
only $99, partially because its the only thing im going to buy for myself
for a few weeks and i can afford it, and partially because ive already
got the master sword and have cleared two dungeons in the dark world.
no wonder i dont have a girlfriend...

i dressed warm today, but its warm in the office.
but its PAYDAY!